Many of you might not be familiar with the goings on of Conan O’brien, but one of his skits was “In the Year 2000″. Back when we were coming up on the year 2000, they’d do a little comical bit where they’d dress up in these robes and do that song and then have comical/sarcastic remarks about celebrities and politicians etc in the year 2000. They actually continued to do the skit AFTER the year 2000.
Here’s just one of them.
Now… our son Gabriel is something of a inventor. He’s only seven so naturally everything he invents looks like it’s been done by a seven year old, but just the fact that he come up with these things is weird…
A few days ago he came up with “white electricity” that will enable him to talk with his friends. My wife and I both started to sing “In the year 2000″ when he told us this.
-Scott-


And then he inventes white electricity… BUT SOMETHING GOES HORRIBLY ARRY! And the experiment backfires violently, thus transforming Gabe into…. idk, the white version of Static Shock? The Flash?
In all seriousness, I think its awesome your son is only 7 and has a world of ideas and inventions flowing through his head. Maybe he’ll really pursue it when he’s older. FOR EVILLLLLL MUWAHAHAHAHA! DR. SHOCK, WITH HIS WHITE ELECTRICITY GUN!
I’ll stop now, I swear
How… SHOOOOOCKINGGGG!
DR. SHOCK! THE GREATEST MAD SCIENTIST THE WORLD (AND SEVERAL OTHERS) HAS EVER SEEN!
Don’t you dare buy him a book from the “…for the Evil Genius ” series!
He might write his own.
The Ender saga might also be dangerous. Can your readers list more “genius” sources? Doc Savage?